Great movie quotes become part of our cultural vocabulary. - Jean Picker Furstenberg

OK, these are in no particular order. At all.
And I probably missed a lot. Which I may or may not post as they come to my attention.

Check out this very cool and exceptionally-time-wasting site:
Useless Movie Quotes.com.

And this site from the American Film Institute. 100 Years...100 Movie Quotes.

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“Yes, Your Blueness!” - Which I prefer to Yes, Mom.
“Push a Button!” - Generally in an elevator but occasionally just out of the blue, as it were.
Both from “Yellow Submarine.”

From “Moonstruck,” my favorite movie of all time:
Your life’s goin’ down the toilet! – Accompanied with hand-shaking
When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.
It’s Cosmo’s moon. – Said whenever anyone notes the full moon.
Snap out of it! – Useful for any number of occasions, try it and see.
I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else. – I say this to H. a lot.
Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money. – Used recently to my roof/gutter guy
We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. So come upstairs and get in my bed! – Uh, I say this to H. but not as often as the “You’re gonna die” line.
I have a feeling this is going to be just delicious - Most often used by my little brother as he is sitting down to eat; also, he likes, I ain’t no friggin’ monument to justice!

What was the part in the middle?
Avoid the green ones, they’re not ripe yet. – Used in the appropriate food-consuming context
Look, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin…- used when we meet someone with a crazy-ass last name
- “A Fish Called Wanda”

Is it …raining?
- “Four Weddings and a Funeral,” when we are noting 1) an incredibly stupid person or 2) an incredibly stupid movie moment

How d’ye mean, funny-looking? – “Fargo” (We love this movie for its accents. We dig accents.)

The steps are treacherous. - Used before we shovel the snow, from “Young Frankenstein”

"I'll be takin' these Huggies and whatever you got in the register." - "Raising Arizona," used whenever we realize exactly what we spend in diapers each year...about once a week after grocery shopping

Not swallowing my tongue – Used in answer to any ridiculous What are you doing? question. Sadly, it’s a Jean-Claude Van Damme quote from “Time Cop.”

It has raisins in it. You like raisins. - Used whenever my kids say they don’t like something.
Go that way really fast. If anything gets in your way, turn! - Used when directions are asked for.
-both from that classic John Cusack vehicle, “Better Off Dead.”

Huge tracts of land…It had teeth like this…Get back here and I’ll bite your kneecaps off…She’s a witch! Burn her!...Spank me! Spank me! – all from that holy grail, “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”

I’ve been mostly dead all day… “The Princess Bride,” used when H. asks how I am feeling.
Or this quote, by Lily Von Schtupp in “Blazing Saddles”:
I’m tired…tired of playing the game.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. “The Godfather” Just because I enjoy saying it.

Uhhhh, yeeeeaaahhhh… I’m gonna need you to…- from “Office Space”

I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies! Used upon the occasion of each of my son’s births. The nurses probably thought I was nuts.

Assume away. - Max Bialystock, from the original “Producers.”

You can't handle the truth! - From "A Few Good Men."

Ralphie lay there like a slug…Generally used when someone is lollygagging.
Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian – both from “A Christmas Story.”

We’re gonna need a bigger boat. – “Jaws”; I said this a lot when we were car-shopping.

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore! – “Network.”
Randomly. Often.

It’s like Africa hot. – “Biloxi Blues” Only used in the summer.

Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace. - I use this more often than you would think. From "Bram Stoker's Dracula," in answer to the question, "Was she in pain?"

Would you like to play Global Thermonuclear War?
-also more useful than you might think. From "War Games."

At least he’s not a book burner, you Nazi cow! – Just because I like it.
Is this heaven? No it’s Iowa.
- “Field of Dreams”
- I also like the “You’re a pacifist!” line when Kevin Costner is trying to stop James Earl Jones from hitting him. I use it when I am expressing surprise whenever H. is leaning away from his bleeding-heart-liberal tendencies.

Checking my presents. Making sure I'm getting everything on my list. I found one present. All it had was stupid underwear.
“Polar Express,” spouted by the boys for general merriment purposes. The Know-It-All boys says it in his nasal voice and it cracks them up no end.

You codfish! Used as a general expletive, or to make the boys laugh. From the classic Disney “Peter Pan.”

I'm tired and I'm hungry and my tail's froze and my nose is froze and my ears are froze. And my toes are froze. - Used almost only in the winter when kids are whining about how cold it is outside.

You idiots! You fools! You imbeciles! - Used whenever necessary.

-Both from the classic Disney “101 Dalmatians.”

One I am going to *start* using, from the remake of “101 Dalmatians:”
Uh... what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?