Monday, July 17, 2006

What? Think I got eyes in my butt? - Julia Roberts as Daisy, "Mystic Pizza"

Didn't anyone tell you? It's National Meme Week.
Everyday, you get a new meme from me. 'cause I gotta use up my backlog.

Also, check it out: I'm famous! And, uh, exotic.

Monday Meme

From Blackbird, who got it from stuff and junk.

• What is your salad dressing of choice? Anything vinaigrette. Although the OTHER choice at the wedding was red Roquefort, and I should have had that.
• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds. It’s a wonder Primo didn’t emerge in a French fry shape…
• What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Any kind of sushi – probably Sushi Too in Shadyside
• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15 - 20%. But if the service sucks, less.
• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Mild buffalo bites with blue cheese dressing and celery sticks, accompanied by an ice-cold Yuengling - go on, try me.
• Name three foods you detest above all others. Cottage cheese; cheese of the cottage; cottage-y type cheese-y stuff
• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Hot and sour soup, chicken with cashews
• What are your pizza toppings of choice? Green peppers and mushrooms
• What do you like to put on your toast? Unsalted butter, lots, so the toast is limp, then a mixture of cinnamon and sugar
• What is your favorite type of gum? Original Trident

• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My wrists
• Are you right handed or left handed? Right. Although I’ve always wanted to be left handed, and I do eat left handed.
• Do you like your smile? No.
• Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Some teeth
• Would you like to? Yes. I’d get rid of the stomach flab and hip fat in a heartbeat. Anyone want to fund a tummy tuck/liposuction?
• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing. To the point of distraction.
• When was the last time you had a cavity? A while ago, can’t remember exactly. Before I had my braces.
• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Terzo
• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes, when I was small

• Number of contacts in your cell phone? 20ish
• Number of contacts in your email address book? Couple hundred?
• What is your wallpaper on your computer? One of Blackbird’s vacation beach pics at home; the boys at Thomas in Strasburg at work
• What is your screen saver on your computer? Windows default at home; a marquee quote by Jorge Luis Borges about Paradise being a library at work
• Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? No, all of my photos are clothed decently
• How many land line phones do you have in your house? three
• How many televisions are in your house? one
• What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Crock pot
• What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Don’t listen to the radio. Too noisy.
• How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Sex? Wait, I remember that. It causes BABIES. Get thee behind me, Satan!

• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No.
• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? My middle name
• How do you express your artistic side? I bake, I blog
• What color do you think you look best in? Pink, sadly
• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Probably a surprisingly long time. (See Dare-ology.)
• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? By mistake? No.
• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Back in my younger days, yes.
• How often do you go to church? A couple Sundays a month
• Have you ever saved someone’s life? Does keeping the children alive at all count?
• Has someone ever saved yours? Yes, in that psychological way.

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes, but don’t tell them that, I want to negotiate for more.
• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? I’ve done it for free
• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I’ve done it for free, but I could use the cash
• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Not in a gajillion years
• Would you never blog again for $50,000? Not in a gajillion years
• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes, but you would probably pay twice that not to have to look at it
• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No. Yuck.
• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? It depends upon the person and the circumstances. I am still contemplating H and the bus...
• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? No. Maybe for fifty thou.
• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Hell yeah. For a couple hundred, I’d give it up for the rest of my life.


Katy said...

you mailed graham crackers? How do they not have those in Australia? And no thin mints? I must go and comment over at Pea Soup... and then email my sister in Brisbane... maybe she can trade graham crackers for better treats.

Sarah Louise said...

Well, I guess I have sort of already done the naked thing--but I'm still not sure I want to blog about the dare-ology part...

Surfing Free said...

Why would nobody drink the hot sauce for what seems like a really quick piece of easy money?? I'll drink the hot sauce then and everyone else can get naked and kiss and stuff ;)

David said...

• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I’ve done it for free, but I could use the cash

Do you think if this were BableDude's page we'd be thinking "yuck"

Lazy cow said...

OK, now I think I know you better than I really want to :-)

Joke said...

You can only choose H or the bus. You just want $2,000,000 and the chance to can't fool me.


Suse said...

Ooh baby, show us your wrists.

jess said...


BabelBabe said...

Katy - ask for TimTams. Trust me.

SL - the naked part? Wha? You've done it?

SF - I'd vomit. It's just gross. and a 1000 bucks isn't enough. maybe for five thou i'd think about it.

david - haha

joke - i am pushing H UNDER the bus.

suse - new pic? It's cute.

Joke said...

OK, I guess that sort of consolidation is allowed. Still, you'll only get ONE million, not two.


Amy said...

I actually loved the "cottage cheese" comment myself. I'd have to agree on that one. Loved this!

Carolyn said...

No, let ME push H under the bus. Nobody would suspect me.

I have a brother-in-law that you can push under the bus. Nobody would suspect you.

The perfect crimes. (Insert maniacal laughter here.)