Fact #287,952 it is good to know about one's husband:
He fits into size 16 women's jeans.
In fact, they are too big for him.
Fortunately (for me but also for him), they are too big for me as well.
They join their other large siblings to take the one-way trip to Goodwill.
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*Dave Barry
2 comments:
wow, i don't think i've been first to comment in ages. insomnia is to blame.
Glad you can remember what you're reading again. I'm not reading ANYTHING good aside from the latest Marie Claire magazine. I need a novel.
Mwahahahahaha. Just mail those size 16's to my fat butt. (kidding)
God willing, I'll be back in a 14 soon.
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