Sryashta spins golden yarn inside which she weaves your fate. (If you are a good and kind person, she may just take matters into her own capable hands and improve it.)
She is the goddess of good fortune and serves as the household assistant of Mokosh, the Slavic earth goddess.
Sryashta is a variant of the Dolya/Nedolya myth.
Monday, June 27, 2005
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I stole this picture from Salon's lead story today. It's crying out for captions! Anyone? Anyone?
But wait...if you buy now, we'll throw in this incredible shrinking podium, guaranteed to make you look at least six inches taller!
Yes, I have a bunch of fucking insane people interested in Scientology now, and I hope, per our plan, that they are all calling BabelBabe at work and inquiring about Scientology informational resources while damning the psychiatric profession, which we all know pisses BB off since her sanity is due to her therapist, her shrink, and those 200 mg of Zoloft daily!All she really needs are some vitamins!
Katie *did not* pick out my hideous tie. She may be young, naive, and seemingly increasingly stupid, but her sartorial taste is impeccable.
These microphones are aimed at my incredible talking nipples. They will begin their speech in just ten minutes, so stick around.
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But wait...if you buy now, we'll throw in this incredible shrinking podium, guaranteed to make you look at least six inches taller!
Yes, I have a bunch of fucking insane people interested in Scientology now, and I hope, per our plan, that they are all calling BabelBabe at work and inquiring about Scientology informational resources while damning the psychiatric profession, which we all know pisses BB off since her sanity is due to her therapist, her shrink, and those 200 mg of Zoloft daily!All she really needs are some vitamins!
Katie *did not* pick out my hideous tie. She may be young, naive, and seemingly increasingly stupid, but her sartorial taste is impeccable.
These microphones are aimed at my incredible talking nipples. They will begin their speech in just ten minutes, so stick around.
HAHAHAHAHA! I love "the incredible shrinking podium" and the "incredible talking nipples"! Excellent!
I don't think I can top that.
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