(and Sid the Kid, youngest captain to ever win the Cup, and all-around class act!)
Oh, yes, we do!
(And not just cuz you're 1) freaking adorable with your little beard, your floppy hair, and your cute French accent - oh, yeah, and your awesome goalie skillz! and 2) you scored two freaking goals! Clutch, baby!)
We love you, Penguins, and we'll be true!
(Unlike Marian Hossa, the big loser! Take that, jerk! From my hilarious and awesome friend Allison: "When you change lines at the grocery store because you think the other line is shorter, you always know what will happen, right? Now, that will forever be known as pulling "A Hossa.")
When you're not with us (but in Detroit!), we're blue (except we're not 'cause you won the Cup!)
Oh, Penguins, WE LOVE YOU!!!!
