Showing posts with label Book of Lost Things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Book of Lost Things. Show all posts

Friday, August 24, 2007

Cruella de Ville: What kind of sycophant are you? Frederick: Uh, what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?

Oh for fuck’s sake. I am NOT mean to the dog. He’s a perfectly nice dog, who is fed, and bathed, and walked regularly. He is given treats and played with and petted. I take him to the vet for regular checkups and anytime I think something’s up.

(Although you all, my sycophants, may tell me I should do otherwise.)

But he is NOT a child.

I made a mistake.
Not a nice one, or one I am proud of, but a mistake nonetheless.
I went into this with the best of intentions, both for my family and for Punto.
I am not one of those people who consider my pets my children. It’s fine if you are (more leeway than you give me, apparently) but I am not.

And it is NOT fine for a dog to poop on the floor after being let out before we go to bed, and without coming to get someone to let him out if he is feeling unwell. Which apparently he is not. And after having kept the exact same hours without poop incident for the previous four months just fine.

I now understand why some people crate their animals at night.
I also understand why sometimes people quit blogging.

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I am reading The Book of Lost Things, and it is deliciously creepy.
I am also reading The Long Exile, and the story is intriguing but I don’t much care for the author’s writing style.
Also dabbling in Rosamunde Pilcher’s cozy September except my stomach is not handling the food descriptions very well at the moment.

Otherwise we are all lying around under the ceiling fans, getting to the pool as much as we can, and torturing Punto the dog.

KIDDING.

He is as usual being fed and watered regularly and walked and petted and has his very own fan to lie in front of.
Maybe if he’s very lucky, I can find him a home with central air?
If I do, and decide to keep him, do you think Anonymous et al. will crucify me for THAT?