"I hope you haven't been showing off - it's rude."

Shamelessly pimping out my new blog:
Flat Edward.

Flat Edward was a birthday gift from my loony but loving friend P. He's very cool, but he gives me a freaking heart attack every time I walk into whatever room I have moved him to, in futile attempts to prevent said heart attacks.

Yah, I need a life. Get over it. I have.

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*Esme Cullen, Twilight