tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post3941869884040540087..comments2023-11-03T09:09:32.113-04:00Comments on Behind the Stove: "We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky..."BabelBabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00467487618830618571noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-12849317801515476212007-03-10T22:37:00.000-05:002007-03-10T22:37:00.000-05:00Well ladies...after stumbling upon this blog site ...Well ladies...after stumbling upon this blog site searching for a piece of Dvorak music from an episode of Little Einsteins, my worst fears have been confirmed: The Wiggles are a conspiracy against all married and divorced men! Pitching themselves as a kids show, they secretly hypnotize and seduce stay at home moms, nannies, daycare providers, and even grandmothers with their cute songs extolling the virtues of "Fruit Salad..Yummy Yummy" as well as the likes of "Big Red Car". <BR/>While spending some time at home with my sick 5-year old son...and spending quite a few hours watching the Disney channel, I've concluded that these songs are simply sexual metaphor (e.g.-Prince's "Little Red Corvette") guised as sing-a-long kid's songs. What husband or sigificant other can compete with the likes of an Anthony with his brooding eyes, toothy-too white smile, and his disarming Aussie accent, or a Greg with his cute little cockeyed, smirky grin? And let's not forget Captain Feathersword..how about that guy? Feathersword..hmmm...what woman feeling trapped at home with the munchkins wouldn't get weak and vulnerable while some pirate with knee-high leather boots, a patch over one eye, and a giant "feather sword" (more metaphor) prances around..thrusting his hips and gyrating around like one of the Chippendales! And once you get those songs in your head..singing them over and over, you're doomed! Should I allow my kids to continue watching or put a channel blocker on that allows viewing only when I'm home to moderate? LOL!!Liberty USA of Michigan, Inc.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11399427737098952281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-49269379551673086482007-03-02T07:42:00.000-05:002007-03-02T07:42:00.000-05:001. Greg Wiggle is hot. Amen.2. The "I wanna be ...1. Greg Wiggle is hot. Amen.<BR/><BR/>2. The "I wanna be a puppy dog" guy melts me. I suspect he's too adorable to be straight though.<BR/><BR/>3. Emily Yeong is SO much better than Daniel Cook. Daniel Cook kind of freaked me out a little. He's so damn bossy I just wanted to take him down a few pegs. I'm going to hell for that last statement, aren't I?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-12000955720590853302007-02-28T11:25:00.000-05:002007-02-28T11:25:00.000-05:00The Wiggles have been out of favor recently, thank...The Wiggles have been out of favor recently, thankfully. Emily Yeung is very cute, but Daniel Cook was more colorful, literally! I always dig the "orange shirt on a redhead" combo.Velmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06425566563311066790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-50744424202654888192007-02-28T04:40:00.000-05:002007-02-28T04:40:00.000-05:00I was going to give you the scoop on Greg Wiggle b...I was going to give you the scoop on Greg Wiggle but seems your already in the know ;-)<BR/><BR/>My youngest girl has recently "discovered" the Wiggles - there's been too many choruses of Big Red Car sung here today!nutmeghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00338099206534716993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-63478290585004968642007-02-27T14:33:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:33:00.000-05:00We got very tired of Daniel Cook a few years ago.W...We got very tired of Daniel Cook a few years ago.<BR/><BR/>When I was a kid, Bugs Bunny was what was on TV for kids. Bugs Bunny has incredible classical music soundtracks. Now, many years later, whenever I hear any classical music, I see Bugs Bunny cartoons in my mind.<BR/><BR/>I hope your kids get better soon. I'm at home with a sick kid, too. She's not watching TV, she's working on a spreadsheet about her horses on horseland.com.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-10482688190986880732007-02-27T12:54:00.000-05:002007-02-27T12:54:00.000-05:00I also like Anthony (blue wiggle) the best. But Da...I also like Anthony (blue wiggle) the best. But Daniel Cook was way cuter than Emily Yeung (same theme song, same show, different kid.) And now I'm humming it. Better than singing I'm the Map! all day long.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17401807675546808620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-80116620164440618642007-02-27T11:17:00.000-05:002007-02-27T11:17:00.000-05:00Suse - I *used* to like Anthony, but lately he's l...Suse - I *used* to like Anthony, but lately he's looking a little like he's had some bad work done, and his teeth are weird. His bottom lip doesn't move when he smiles. And now that Greg is ILL, well, the consumptive-male vibe is doing me in. Kinda like Keats. Why is that sexy? No idea, but it is.BabelBabehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00467487618830618571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-82268421155175041002007-02-27T08:19:00.000-05:002007-02-27T08:19:00.000-05:00choice.choice.Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05241997715764189848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-47086954412595623392007-02-27T08:18:00.000-05:002007-02-27T08:18:00.000-05:00Ditto blackbird, and not even that anymore, it's a...Ditto blackbird, and not even that anymore, it's all me,me,me.<BR/><BR/>I'm thankful my kids had the coice between, Sesame Street, reading, and playing. That's all. Nothing else.Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05241997715764189848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-77313291180428477182007-02-27T07:48:00.000-05:002007-02-27T07:48:00.000-05:00Yeah, my kids just barely caught the premier of Pl...Yeah, my kids just barely caught the premier of Playhouse Disney before promptly outgrowing it (ditto Nick Jr.). So we don't do that stuff.<BR/><BR/>But I would TOTALLY do Dvorak.Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-61558555101508409332007-02-27T06:19:00.000-05:002007-02-27T06:19:00.000-05:00I'll count my blessings...it's all NIN and Avenged...I'll count my blessings...it's all NIN and Avenged Sevenfold over here.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-5773935119373900832007-02-26T23:04:00.000-05:002007-02-26T23:04:00.000-05:00Can I just say that when Son #1 was a wee tot, the...Can I just say that when Son #1 was a wee tot, the Wiggles used to play at local community halls here (and one of the women in my mothers' group had gone to uni with them so we also had the inside goss). After each show they would hop off the stage and sell their merchandise and say hello to the children etc. And while that yellow wiggle was very nice and all that, it was the BLUE ONE WHO WAS THE HOTTIE. (I think he was also the only unmarried one, from memory).<BR/><BR/>That was a long paragraph for a little comment box.Susehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14837796439737091649noreply@blogger.com