tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post114911107604247591..comments2023-11-03T09:09:32.113-04:00Comments on Behind the Stove: It ain't the heat, it's the humility. - Yogi BerraBabelBabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00467487618830618571noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149182248639516112006-06-01T13:17:00.000-04:002006-06-01T13:17:00.000-04:00Love that this blog reads with the same sense of e...Love that this blog reads with the same sense of exhaustion that your day must have! It's awesome! <BR/><BR/>By the way, if you need me, I'll be at David's. I'm too cheap to turn my own a/c on, but not too low to not blatantly steal it from others!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07797634231980014686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149147158885882532006-06-01T03:32:00.000-04:002006-06-01T03:32:00.000-04:00We just got finished with our stinking summer here...We just got finished with our stinking summer here in the Southern Hemisphere(throughout which I imitated Eugene Morris Jerome, of "Biloxi Blues" fame, too...Africa hot and whatnot.<BR/>So I feel your pain even while I nod companionably over your quote choice. And laugh hysterically over your comparison of Credit Card Ronald McDonald with the depraved excesses of the Roman Empire.sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02897322022631264150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149142447731275652006-06-01T02:14:00.000-04:002006-06-01T02:14:00.000-04:00I've had to hide the warm clothes, too. And then d...I've had to hide the warm clothes, too. And then drag them back out. It's hot, it's cold, it's a pain in the rear is what it is. <BR/><BR/>And I charge everything on a credit card. Everything. A cup of coffee goes on the cc as our bank is half an hour away from me, and ATM's? Nah - I can't ever remember our codes and the darn things get snatched and I curse, alarming passersby. Plus, then there's a record. And dh can say "SEVEN starbucks? SEVEN?" and I can say "Oh, it must be MUCH closer to 9!" <BR/><BR/>Congrats to Segundo on the potty training. I still have one in diapers at night. It's like getting a huge raise when you can drop diapers and wipes from the shopping list.<BR/><BR/>And the continuing mention of the stomach would mean dh is welcome to sleep in the guest room. Or possibly the doghouse. You have had 3 children in what - 5 years?! Your dh needs a physiology lesson. Cave Women gained an extra pad of fat with each child, and it was for "Emergency Rations, Only" As in Really Difficult to Lose unless she was starving. She had to survive to hunt/gather for those ankle biters she was toting. While worthless sperm donor chewed bark, sat by fire and grunted with his fellow man. The reason ancient man did not survive long was that ancient woman figured out she could hunt much easier using dead worthless man as bait. That's why there are so many maimed man's bones with wooly mammoth, etc - these were the fools who grunted at their mates "Hey, Getting Bigga Arounda Da Middle, bring me a .... " (choking, gurgling last gasp of breath sound, followed by satisfied grunt and a thud)MsCellaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05399187248681818440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149138707875418212006-06-01T01:11:00.000-04:002006-06-01T01:11:00.000-04:00Not talking about books?! Gasp! I don't think I c...Not talking about books?! Gasp! I don't think I can keep reading.<BR/><BR/>Actually, it's good because then I can catch up on my reading lists.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16563414055936087654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149133428652845432006-05-31T23:43:00.000-04:002006-05-31T23:43:00.000-04:00In my experience the volcano obsession follows the...In my experience the volcano obsession follows the Thomas the Tank obsession. Primo skipped a stage!Susehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14837796439737091649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149129708943408262006-05-31T22:41:00.000-04:002006-05-31T22:41:00.000-04:00BB, you are an excellent writer on all topics. I l...BB, you are an excellent writer on all topics. I loved experiencing this day with you. <BR/><BR/>I bet H wants you to visit because he likes seeing you and the boys in the middle of the day. <BR/><BR/>Did you find some good tornado books? I guess Primo's too young for my favorite disaster flick, Twister.Sarah Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00251034210962259082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149125387597207192006-05-31T21:29:00.000-04:002006-05-31T21:29:00.000-04:00Hmm - tummy comments - I know a great divorce lawy...Hmm - tummy comments - I know a great divorce lawyer..no, really, ask him to shove a watermelon into his stomach and then push it out his urethra and see if his stomach is squishy.<BR/><BR/>Otherwise - your days sounds nice. Trust me, all the women at the office were jealous that you are a stay at home mom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149123057313748742006-05-31T20:50:00.000-04:002006-05-31T20:50:00.000-04:00I think you should remind H that HE'S the one who ...I think you should remind H that HE'S the one who stretched your tummy out like that with his stupid penis. So he should totally be kissing your ass.Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149122523268219122006-05-31T20:42:00.000-04:002006-05-31T20:42:00.000-04:00I'm missing your book talks -- you know that's whe...I'm missing your book talks -- you know that's where I get my reading list from. :)<BR/><BR/>90 degrees is hot there? I'm with Badger on this one -- I think it was in the high 80s and I was thinking, "Yippee! It's going to be cooler for a while!"<BR/><BR/>And H should NOT be saying anything about your tummy at all.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12066257241391122732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149120690533479522006-05-31T20:11:00.000-04:002006-05-31T20:11:00.000-04:00I'm rather enjoying your NOT talking about books. ...I'm rather enjoying your NOT talking about books. <BR/>I pinky swear.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149119014679234532006-05-31T19:43:00.000-04:002006-05-31T19:43:00.000-04:00Don't forget the sprinkler in the backyard. Lots o...Don't forget the sprinkler in the backyard. Lots of popsicles. Oh dear, I'm getting stressed out just thinking about YOUR summer.<BR/><BR/>And I'm still a little pissed at H about the tummy comments. He should be saying, "Baby, I'm just glad there's more of you to love." Maybe Mizter S could have a chat with him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149116698362906832006-05-31T19:04:00.000-04:002006-05-31T19:04:00.000-04:00It's so funny remembering how much I used to look ...It's so funny remembering how much I used to look forward to school holidays when I was a child, and think now how much my mother must have dreaded it! <BR/><BR/>May I suggest lots of time at the local pool, day trips in the car, and videos :)Lynne@Oberonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11287485218017416023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149116384237114852006-05-31T18:59:00.000-04:002006-05-31T18:59:00.000-04:00So. Ninety degrees is hot up there where you live,...So. Ninety degrees is hot up there where you live, then? I totally wore jeans today because it was ONLY supposed to be 90. Cold front! Woo!Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149115973070358722006-05-31T18:52:00.000-04:002006-05-31T18:52:00.000-04:00AC is on. Visitors are welcome...AC is on. Visitors are welcome...Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11980248848147600519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685011.post-1149114360473830802006-05-31T18:26:00.000-04:002006-05-31T18:26:00.000-04:00I think it would be great if we could outsource se...I think it would be great if we could outsource sex.<BR/><BR/>I won't pay anybody to clean my house but I would pay them to pleasure my husband.<BR/><BR/>Just kidding, maybe.<BR/><BR/>And I'm glad that you post about all sorts of other things besides books! You write most eloquently about everything.Carohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11160632952978584244noreply@blogger.com